colfersaurusrex:

i love a man with a massive, strong, impressive, throbbing vocabulary

(via littlemisscherie)

thatwetshirt:

favourite films:
Pride and Prejudice (2005)

Keira is brilliant throughout, really. She was a revelation to me, Keira Knightley, and I learnt a lot from her.
(Joe Wright)

wweesnaww:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

image

(via pabloghoney)

assholedisney:

“get in loser, we’re going on the wagon train”

“oh my god, I love your apron, where did you get it?” “thanks, it was my mom’s in the 1880s” “vintage, so adorable”

“you know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski” “he’s your cousin, you should definitely marry him”

“I saw Cady Heron wearing a gored skirt and corset so I bought a gored skirt and corset”

(via theloudestlibrarian)

brother:

is it 'marie antoinette'?

me:

no

brother:

'pride and prejudice'?

me:

no...

brother:

cannot be! what then?

gothgirlsgotogivenchy:

oscar-de-la-rental:

gossipgran:

girls who wear lipstick to school

why

bitch i wear lipstick to the gas station

 bitch i wear lipstick to sleep

(via vonbarnhelm)

me:

this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow

me:

here read it

Cause of death:

bransons

captclockwork:

sociolab:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natibus - seize the ass

#no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe natem’ #and that has been a brief latin nerd post about butt(s)

but I want to seize all the butts

(via vlajean)

gehbiahblue:

I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet

(via wolfinlionskingdom)

Opaque  by  andbamnan